Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Is North Just Better?

Why is it that the standard of living is better the farther you go north? People from Guatemala are migrating into Mexico, Mexicans are migrating into the US, and Americans are migrating to Canada. We should all just move to the North Pole, live on a block of ice, and have it over with!

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Thursday, February 7, 2008

My Insperation

I'm not much for reading other people's blogs. For the most part, I really don't care about what kind of cereal you ate this morning or what Jacky said about your tiny penis, and I REALLY don't care about how people want to portray themselves online. (Funny that I keep a blog then huh?) So how did I end up reading this blog that very likely changed my life?

The whole mess started when I was talking to my client about gout and gave him some advice on how to cure it through alternative medicine (chelation therapy.) My curiosity got the best of me and I typed in "gout" on google image search. On the first page one picture caught my eye, it was a picture of young looking feet and underneath it said "too young to have gout." I was really curious what that was about, so i clicked, and BAM there he was!


The dirty bike hippie that I now see as my inspiration for working hard to get fit enough to do the kind of exploring that he's done on his bicycle. This summer i'm planning to do go on at least one long bike tour. Maybe to Wrights Beach up north?

Blog of the Inspirer: http://www.2wheels.org.uk/blog/2006_03_01_archive.asp

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Something cool


I met a guy at burning man that sung about having a starfish heart. It was a cool song, wish I could remember it. He claimed that he sung and talked in a southern accent sometimes so people could relate to him better or think he's more down to earth than he is. Pretty pretentious but sadly it works. Does a starfish heart mean that your polly? haha

Thursday, January 31, 2008

A Variety of Gnomes



Dirty Gnome








Naughty Gnome







Gnome on a turtle







Naked Gnome







The Gnome Mobile!
So I guess it's a good thing that alcohol doesn't spoil. My buddy gave me a bottle of the first legalized absinthe you can get at BevMo. It kinda takes the fun out of it that it's legal now. I don't think I've even bought alcohol since i turned 21. I had my first sip of legal wine at a party in the desert several weeks ago, does that count? "going out for drinks" is still such a foreign concept to me and i don't think is going to be a big part of my life. It's unfortunate that that's a big part of dating for most people.